A blip in time

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

(via geothebio)

belowtherust:

For those who have never heard J.R.R. Tolkien sing, voilà!

“That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!” sung by the legend himself.

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mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

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And Moses obviously knows how her parents died - look at his face in the last gif :(

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elementary-mydeardoctor:

chicklikemeblog:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

What.

I need it.

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Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

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wwehkitralph:

pale-quadrant:

pale-quadrant:

under the cut is the world’s longest word it’s 189,819 letters long and takes three hours to say??? i actually don’t know what to do with myself

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this is a video of a guy saying it

3 HOURS HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

(Source: jonandtheon, via bowdowntothesocks)

cultureofresistance:

rudermensch:

Saudi student Talal al Rouki (pictured) was questioned by FBI agents after neighbours saw him carrying a pressure cooker. FBI are vigilant after Boston bombers used a pressure cooker to make an explosive.

“An FBI agent said: ‘You need to be more careful moving around with such things, Sir’ ”

#cooking while arab

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elizziebeth:

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

the best.

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I lol’d

ier0h:

• dont yell at them
• dont say you’re disappointed in them
• dont say “cheer up” and expect anything out of that
• dont ignore them
• fucking talk to them and just be there for them
• listen to them
• but seriously dont yell at them 

generally i hug

hugging seems to help?

… can has hugs?

(via panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis)

suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

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Isabel Chen, a medical student at UBC, is part of a team that has invented a mobile panic button for street-based sex trade workers on Vancouver’€™s Downtown Eastside.

(Source: sexworkerproblems, via medieval-lesbians)